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Dunno why it’s so hush-hush, though. Everyone’s uptight, “Ooh, it’s naughty!” Bollocks—it’s just a posh wank with extra steps! Makes me livid—let’s normalize it, ya prudes! Funniest bit? Some places got “happy endings”—cheeky sods! I’m there giggling, “What, you gonna polish me knob too?” Classy joints don’t, though—tease you rotten and send you packing.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

I love cruising down Beacon Ln – it's like a love letter to the city. Each turn reveals a new surprise: an obscure graffiti wall here, a grubby coffee shop there (their espresso is legit epic, tho sometimes the barista forgets my name – ugh, so annoying but kinda endearing, right?). And oh boy, sometimes I get crazy nostalgic about the street fairs on Oakwood St – fireworks, live bands, food stalls, i mean WOW! It’s like a festival of heartbeats, rainbows, and an occasional stray seagull stealing a sausage (like, seriously, wtf?!).

Suburbs 100km from CBDs join upper echelon as prices surge