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Well, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin’ ‘bout sex-datin’—it’s a wild ride, alright? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout how folks just swipe right, bang, they’re hookin’ up faster than a jackrabbit on a hot date! How’s that workin’ for ya? I mean, dang, it’s like “Blue Is the Warmest Color” up in here—y’know, that movie where Adèle’s all lost in them deep feels, starin’ at Emma like, “Your sweat smells like the sea!” That’s sex-datin’ for ya—sweaty, messy, and sometimes ya don’t even know if it’s love or just lust screamin’ atcha.

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First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed at like 7 AM. The sun’s barely up, and I’m already regretting last night’s pizza binge. Ugh, why do I do this to myself? Anyway, I grab my coffee from the local café on King Street. Best flat white in town, no cap. The barista, bless her heart, knows my order by heart. She’s like, “The usual?” and I’m like, “You know it!”

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