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So, sex-dating—dis app nonsense, swipin’ left, right, boom! It’s nuts, I tell ya! Back in da day, ya had to charm someone wit’ vodka and bad dance moves. Now? Pic of yer abs, some cheesy line—done! I saw dis X post once, guy braggin’ he hooked up wit’ 3 gals in one night—pfft, cool story, comrade, but did ya feel da soul? Dat’s what pisses me off—where’s da mystery? “Tropical Malady” got dat line, “I want to sleep deeply,” and I’m like, yah, sex-dating folks prolly don’t sleep deep—just bang, next, repeat!

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First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed at like 7 AM. The sun’s barely up, and I’m already regretting last night’s pizza binge. Ugh, why do I do this to myself? Anyway, I grab my coffee from the local café on King Street. Best flat white in town, no cap. The barista, bless her heart, knows my order by heart. She’s like, “The usual?” and I’m like, “You know it!”

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