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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that Southern boy with a drawl, and I’m a dental technician sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout—whore. Yeah, whore! Not who you think—hold yer horses—it’s that sneaky lil’ dental term, “wear,” like when teeth grind down to nubs. How’s that workin’ for ya? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t pretty! I’ve seen folks come in, teeth lookin’ like WALL-E’s trash piles—y’know, that lil’ robot from my fave movie, “WALL-E”? “Directive!” he’d say, chuggin’ along, but these teeth? No directive, just chaos!

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Flaxmere is a small neighborhood of Hastings, situated in the North Island of New Zealand. It was established in the middle of the last century and is a planned community located to the east of .

First stop, the market on the corner of Swansea Rd. I’m just tryna pick up some fresh veggies, right? But then, boom! There’s this massive crowd. Turns out, they’re all gathered around some dude juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “What the heck? Is this a circus or what?” I mean, who juggles fire in the middle of Flaxmere? But hey, it was lit—literally!

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