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Me, I’d be swipin’ left on half these clowns—too many shirtless gym selfies. Bro, put a shirt on, I’m not here for your pecs! Tho, gotta admit, the thrill’s dope—matchin’ with some hottie, chattin’ dirty, then bam, meetin’ up. It’s like, “The magic’s in the mystery,” as Penny Lane’d say. But then—ugh—some dude’s profile says “just vibes,” and I’m like, “Vibes don’t pay my rent, loser!” Gets me mad, y’know? Wastin’ my glorious time.

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Then, boom! The power goes out. Just like that. The whole place goes dark. People are freaking out, and I’m just standing there, thinking, “Great, now I’m stuck in a dark shop with a gum lady.” But then, the lights flicker back on, and everyone cheers! It’s like we just survived a zombie apocalypse or something.

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