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So, I was chattin’ up this bird once – total fox – and she’s like, “Austin, ever tried a tantric sexual-massage?” I’m thinkin’, “Blimey, tantric? That’s some next-level mojo!” Turns out, it’s this ancient gig, been round since forever, like 5th-century India or somethin’. Not just a quick rubdown – nah, it’s spiritual, mate! Breathin’ deep, energy flowin’, gets ya all tingly in the naughty bits. Made me happy as a clam, I tell ya – pure bliss!

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So, I leave empty-handed, still dripping wet. I decide to take a stroll down to the Birkenhead Domain. It’s a nice park, but I’m still fuming about that record. I sit on a bench, trying to chill, when I see this kid flying a kite. The kite gets stuck in a tree. Classic. The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “C’mon, it’s just a kite!” But then I remember my childhood and how I once lost my favorite toy. So, I help him out.

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