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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, boozy, “I drink and I know things.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s Bruce Wayne gettin’ a rubdown in Gotham. Hah! I’ve seen brothels with less tension. Lemme tell ya bout this grubby little secret—erotic-massage ain’t just oil and happy endings. It’s old as balls, goes back to ancient China, them Taoists twistin’ it into some “spiritual release” nonsense. Bollocks, I say—gimme the gritty bits!

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So, I’m stuck in traffic on St. George Street. Like, come on! It’s a Tuesday! Who’s out here causing chaos? I’m tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, trying to keep my cool. But then, I see this dude on a skateboard zooming past. I’m like, “Bro, how are you moving faster than my car?” I mean, I get it, skateboards are cool, but c’mon, I’m just trying to get to work!

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