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We shall never surrender to these chancers! I’m riflin’ through claims—bloke says, “Massage lass twisted me knob wrong!” Mate, I laughed so hard I nearly choked on me biscuit. Sexual-massage claims are a minefield—half’s fraud, half’s just awkward sods too shy to admit they paid for it. Gets me goat, it does—honest folk losin’ premiums cos of these twats. But—hah!—sometimes I’m chuffed, like when I nab a faker red-handed. Caught this one git with “neck strain”—turns out he was braggin’ on X about shaggin’ the masseuse! Evidence, boom, sorted!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started to rain. Like, seriously? I was just trying to enjoy my day! I dashed for cover under a tree, but it was too late. I was soaked. I mean, who even brings an umbrella in Palmerston North? It’s like, one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a downpour. Classic NZ weather, am I right?

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