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So dis massage, it start slow, like in movie, “A single glance lasts forever,” dat line, yes? She look at me, I look at her, den boom—hands on my back, oil so warm I melt like butter! She press here, squeeze dere, I’m thinking, “Ohhh, dis better dan sheep shearing festival!” Sometimes she whisper, “Relax, big boy,” and I giggle like idiot, can’t help it. But den—anger! She stop too soon! I say, “More, please, more!” She laugh, say, “Time’s up, Borat.” I wanna cry, so close to heaven, den poof, gone!

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Alpine Massage offers a range of massage services, including sports, deep tissue remedial and relaxation massages, led by our Level 6 qualified therapist, Victoria Booth. We are committed .

On the way back, I’m feeling all pumped, right? But then I see this sign on the side of the road. “Wanaka Beerworks.” My brain goes, “YES!” I swing by, and it’s a total vibe. I grab a cold one, and the bartender’s this cool chick who tells me about their brews. I’m like, “I’ll take one of everything!” Just kidding, I’m not made of money. But I do get a tasting paddle. Best decision ever!

‘Very busy’ Easter expected