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Aye aye, captain! I’m ready! So, sex-dating, huh? It’s like divin’ into a wild sea, all bubbly and crazy! Picture this, me best mate Patrick tried it once—swiped right on some jellyfish lookin’ gal, and bam, next thing ya know, he’s ghosted faster than Plankton stealin’ a Krabby Patty! I’m like, “Patrick, ya gotta swim deeper!” Sex-dating’s this weird mix of fun and chaos—like, ya never know if ya gettin’ a pearl or a barnacle, ya feel me?

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So, the auction kicks off. I’m hyped, the crowd’s buzzin’. I start with a beautiful piece of art from a local artist. It’s a stunning painting of the Oamaru Blue Penguin Colony. I’m talkin’ vibrant colors, the whole shebang. But then, outta nowhere, Mr. Bedhead starts yellin’ about the tractor. I’m like, “Dude, chill! We’re not even on that yet!”

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