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What gets me happy? The thrill, mate—the chase! Findin’ someone who ain’t a catfish, rare as a unicorn. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but sex-dating’s a circus—clowns, freaks, the lot. One gal sent me a pic of her foot first—thought, “what’s this, a fetish teaser?” Turned out she’s a podiatrist—fuckin’ hilarious! Still banged her, tho.

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I’m standing there, watching the chaos unfold. I see a couple of mates from high school, and we start cracking jokes about it. “Hey, at least it’s not MY car!” We’re laughing, but then I get this idea. I grab my guitar and start playing a little tune about the traffic jam. People start gathering, laughing, and singing along. It’s like a mini concert!

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