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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but erotic-massage? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, like some nasty eel from Carlos – “The revolution’s not a party!” – yeah, no kiddin’, mate! Ain’t no party when some rando’s rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a cheap candle shop blew up. Saw this once, yeah, in a dingy backroom – bloke paid 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, ha! We laughed, precious, laughed ‘til me ribs hurt.

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I call a locksmith, and while I’m waiting, I decide to grab some food. I hit up that burger joint on Lincoln Road. Best burgers in town, no joke. I order a massive burger, and while I’m waiting, I see this guy trying to parallel park. He’s all over the place, and I’m just sitting there, munching on my fries, laughing. Like, dude, it’s not that hard!

Family shattered after ‘precious toddler’ killed in Christmas Day driveway tragedy