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So, like, I tried it once, and I was shooketh! This masseuse—probs a secret gamer IRL—had hands like a freakin’ controller, so smooth, so precise. I’m laying there, all glam, thinking, “This is my empire, my rules!” Kinda like that line from Timbuktu, “The law bends for no one,” but, like, flipped—my body was bending, lol! The oil? Smelled like heaven, probs some ancient recipe from, idk, Morocco or whatevs. Fun fact—did u know erotic-massage goes back to, like, ancient China? They called it “tuina” or some shiz, but it was all about energy flow and sneaky pleasure. Wild, right?

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After the workshop, I’m walking down Kaiti Beach Road again, trying to dry off. I stop at this little café on the corner of Kaiti Road and Wainui Road. Best coffee ever! I order a flat white, and the barista, this chill dude, tells me about the local surf spots. I’m like, “Dude, I can’t surf to save my life!” But he’s all about that surf life.

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