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Oi, listen up, ya filthy animals! Me, Gru, da big stylist, gonna spill da beans on erotic-massage! Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no boring rub-down, nah, it’s steamy, slippery goodness. I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot pirozhki. Favorite flick? *Ten*, ya know, Abbas Kiarostami, 2002 – genius stuff! Dat movie’s all about life’s messy bits, cramped cars, raw chats, and bam – erotic-massage fits right in! “You think everything’s my fault!” – ha, like when da masseuse digs too deep and ya yelp!

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Then, around noon, I get a call from a customer. “My car won’t start!” Classic. I’m like, “Where you at?” He’s on the other side of Hokowhitu, near the river. I grab my tools and head out. The drive is nice, though. The trees along the river are all green and lush. Makes ya appreciate the little things, ya know?

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