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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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So, I finally make it to the lake. It’s beautiful, right? But then I see this group of tourists trying to take selfies. They’re blocking the whole path! I’m like, “C’mon, people! It’s not that serious!” I mean, I get it, but there’s a time and place. I just wanna enjoy the view, ya know?

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