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like, get this – escort ain’t new, nah. back in victorian days, rich dudes had “companions,” sneaky like. history’s full of it, hushed up tho. makes me mad, how they judge em now, but back then? normal af! i’m like, c’mon, let em live. Aliens (fictional) – “We come in peace” (robotic tone). we see u humans, hidin ur dirt, hilarious.

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First off, I grab my coffee from the local café on Greenhithe Rd. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, who names a muffin “The Green Monster”? Anyway, I’m standing there, waiting for my flat white, and this dude walks in. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled outta a punk rock concert. I’m talking mohawk and all. I’m like, “Dude, your dog’s cooler than you.” He just laughs. I’m already vibing, right?

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