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About Christchurch

Yo, listen up, I’m Apollo Creed—bartender extraordinaire, “I must break you.” Pourin’ shots, slingin’ vibes, and talkin’ sexual-massage tonight! Man, lemme tell ya, it’s wild—like somethin’ straight outta *Fish Tank*. You seen that flick? My fave, 2009, Andrea Arnold—gritty, raw, messy as hell. Reminds me of this chick I knew, givin’ massages that’d make ya squirm—like Mia dancin’ in that council flat, “Everything comes to them who waits.” Except ain’t no waitin’ here, fam, it’s hands-on, full throttle!

Relaxation Ritual: 25’ Wellness Zone + 50’ Massage

Through guided breathing, self touch and self arousal, we can bring that indulgent sensual massage experience to the comfort of you home. Ask those burning questions you’ve always .

First off, I head to the local café, you know, the one on Dominion Rd. I’m craving a flat white, like, who doesn’t? But guess what? The barista, bless her heart, spills the milk all over the counter. I’m standing there, watching this milk tsunami, thinking, “Great, just great.” I mean, it’s 8 AM, and I’m already questioning my life choices.

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