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Alright, listen up, jabroni! Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and I’m here to lay the smackdown on this sex-dating thing. Ya know, it’s wild out there—like tryna wrestle a greased pig in the dark! Apps, swipes, hookups—man, it’s a jungle. Reminds me of my fave flick, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. That trippy Thai vibe, all mysterious and steamy, like a Bangkok night after too many tequilas.

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Then, out of nowhere, this old dude named Barry shows up. He’s got a fishing rod in one hand and a bucket in the other. I’m like, “Barry, what are you doing?” He grins and says, “Just fishing for compliments!” I can’t even. I’m laughing and shaking my head. Only in Gore, right?

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