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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery mess—hands sliding, oil dripping, tension melting like a sodding ice cube! I’m Gordon-freakin’-Ramsay, and I’d scream “Idiot sandwich!” at any twat who thinks this is just some posh rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s raw—primal, even. Picture this: some geezer in ancient Rome, right, getting a proper oily knead after fighting lions—little known fact, them Romans invented this saucy game! They’d slap on the olive oil, get all “Ooh, my aching gladiator arse!”—history’s kinky as fuck.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this flash of silver. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” Turns out, it’s a fish! A big one! I’m talking about a massive trout, just chillin’ like it owns the place. I’m trying to catch it, but it’s slippery as hell. I’m flailing around, and I can’t help but think, “This is how I die. Drowned by a fish in Dargaville.”

Northland: One dead in crash on State Highway 14 at Tangiteroria in Kaipara.