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After that, I decided to hit up the Canterbury Museum. I’m all about that history, ya know? But as I’m walking in, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. I’m like, “Great, now I’m that guy.” But whatever, I brush it off. The museum was cool, though. They had this exhibit on the earthquakes. Super intense. I felt a wave of emotions. Like, how can a city bounce back from that? Christchurch is tough, man.

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