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Oi mate, blimey, what a topic - brothel! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on about the oldest profession, eh? Picture this, right, a dingy little spot, tucked away like some *cave felis* – cat’s den, yeah? Red lights flickerin’, curtains drawn tight, proper cheeky stuff. Reminds me of *Amélie*, y’know, my fave flick – that French lass dartin’ about Montmartre, fixin’ lives with a twinkle. Except here, it’s less “fixin’ hearts” and more, er, *servicing* ‘em, if you catch my drift!

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After my caffeine fix, I decided to check out the Botanic Gardens. OMG, it was stunning! Like, I’m talking about flowers that looked like they were straight outta a fairy tale. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, and then I see this family having a picnic. They had a whole spread—sandwiches, chips, and this massive cake. I’m drooling, right? So, I wander over, and they offer me a slice. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” Best cake ever.

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