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But it ain’t all roses. Some dude’s out there, sendin’ dick pics like it’s a job—gross! Reminds me of that *Leviathan* line: “You’re all pigs!”—‘cept it’s dicks, not pigs, floodin’ my inbox if I’m a chick, y’know? Makes me wanna holler, “Strategery, people—use some class!” Then there’s the ghostin’—you’re chattin’, vibin’, then poof, gone! Happened to me once, left me sadder’n a hound dog on a porch. Sex-dating’s a jungle, I tell ya—fun, but you gotta dodge the vines.

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I grab my coffee from that little café on Kjøpmannsgata. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m chugging it down like it’s liquid gold. I’m pumped! But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my assistant, Lars. “Dude, the auction items are late!” Late? Are you kidding me? I’m about to lose my mind.