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So, picture this – some dodgy parlour, right? Dim lights, smells like cheap lavender and sweat. Bloke’s there, hands oiled up, givin’ you the “relax, love” spiel. Mate, I’d sooner trust a Tyrell with my throne than this git with my bits! Little known fact – back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on gladiators, knead ‘em up proper sensual before a fight. Called it *massagium*, or summat – reckon it got ‘em riled up, not chilled out. Bet half of ‘em were ragin’ hard-ons in the arena, poor sods.

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Le massage sexuel est une pratique intime qui allie relaxation, érotisme et connexion entre partenaires. Bien plus qu’un simple massage, il offre une opportunité d’explorer le corps et .

After that, I decide to hit up the local market on the main square. It’s buzzing with people. Fresh produce, handmade crafts, you name it. I’m browsing, and I see this old lady selling the best brown cheese. I’m obsessed with that stuff. I grab a chunk, and she’s like, “You’ll love it!” I’m like, “Lady, I already do!”

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