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Oh, and get this—little known fact: back in the ‘90s, before apps, people did sex-dating through freakin’ newspaper ads! Called ‘em “personal columns,” all coded like “SWM seeks SWF for fun.” Sneaky as hell, right? Blows my mind thinkin’ how desperate folks were. Makes today’s apps look like high-tech booty calls. Still, I’m pissed how shady it gets—dudes lyin’ about their height, chicks usin’ filters ‘til they’re Barbie dolls. Makes me wanna yell, “Eat my shorts, posers!”

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So, I wake up in my hotel on Karl Johans gate. It’s like the main street, super touristy, but whatever. I’m thinking, “Let’s grab some coffee.” I hit up this cute little café, and OMG, the coffee is like liquid gold. I’m feeling all fancy, right? But then, bam! My phone buzzes. Work stuff. Ugh.

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