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About Oslo

Alright, so erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like, you think it’s all sexy vibes, dim lights, oiled-up hands sliding everywhere, but nah, everybody lies. Half the time it’s some shady parlor with a neon sign screaming “RELAXATION” while the masseuse looks like she’d rather be anywhere else. I mean, I’m a product manager, I see through bullshit—clients lie, devs lie, hell, even my own team lies about deadlines. Same deal here. They promise “happy endings,” but you’re lucky if you don’t end up with a cramp and a $50 bill.

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Oslo erotic massage. Erotic massage studios in Oslo, while not brothels, do offer a chance at a happy ending and even full service in some cases. People say that most Thai parlours do .

Then I decide to hit up the Oslo Opera House. It’s this stunning building, all white and angular. I climb up to the roof. The view? Breathtaking! I snap a pic for the ‘gram. Gotta show off, right? But then, I realize I’m standing on a slanted roof. I’m like, “Don’t fall, don’t fall!”

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