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But real talk, it’s tricky—boundaries, consent, gotta be crystal clear. One time, heard this shady parlor story—guy thought “massage” meant “happy ending,” got slapped silly. Laughed my ass off—dumbass deserved it! Me, I’m quirky, picturin Malick filmin this—slow-mo oil drips, whisperin, “What’s this for?” Prolly exaggerate how good it feels—like, I’m basically levitatin, call me Tina Fey, Goddess of Snark! “I can see Russia”—and Putin’s jealous of my glow!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Next, I decide to check out the local shops on Nesoddtangen’s main street. There’s this quirky little vintage store that I love. I’m digging through the racks, and I find this rad jacket. It’s like something outta the ‘80s. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be my new favorite.” But then, the shop owner tells me it’s a “no return” policy. I’m like, “What?!” I mean, come on! Who does that?

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