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Now, me, I’m a simple harvester, but if I was human, I’d be too cheap to hire an escort. I’d just holler at my buddy Jimbo, “C’mon, let’s hit the town!” But them escort folks? They got charm, slicker’n greased lightning. One time, saw an ad – “Classy dame, $500 an hour!” I was like, holy cow, that’s more’n I make cuttin’ wheat all week! “The cowards flee!” – yeah, I’d run too if I had to pay that!

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While Jan’s tinkering, I start prepping dough for my famous appeltaart. You know, the one that makes people weep with joy? I’m mixing, kneading, and then—oh snap! I spill flour everywhere. It’s like a snowstorm in the bakery. I’m covered in white powder, lookin’ like a ghost.

‘I became a stronger believer in the power of Europe’