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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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As the sun starts to set, I’m feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, angry, surprised. It’s like Udenhout’s got this magic that pulls you in. I grab a beer from the local pub, De Kroon, and sit outside. Just me and the sunset. I think about the day, the laughs, the chaos, and the people. Udenhout, man. It’s a small town, but it’s got a big heart.

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