Vanessa Ouddorp Whore ❤️

About Almere

D’oh! Nearly forgot – she’s got this scar, right, on her thigh, says it’s from a john who got rough. Pissed me off, man, wanna smash that guy’s face! But she just laughed, said, “it’s all a dream,” winking like she’s Mal from the movie. Total badass. Anyway, buddy, she’s a trip – whore’s the kinda gal who’d steal your wallet and your heart, then vanish into the forest mist. “You musn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling” – ha, she’d say that, too! What ya think, man? She’s nuts, right?

Publication

First off, I hit up the local bakery on the Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best broodjes? I’m talking about those fresh rolls that make you wanna cry. I grab a kaasbroodje, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, bam! I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster.

J & M Hameeteman (Ouddorp, NL) bring sensational results with a small basket in province South Holland