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Okay, so I’m scopin’ X posts, tryna find a hookup spot, and legit, these girls are ghosts! One sec they’re postin’ pics—next sec, poof, gone. Like, did u know some pros use coded emojis? Peaches and eggplants—sneaky af! I’m shooketh. Found this one chick’s profile, all glammed up, but her link’s a sketchy PDF—girl, I ain’t clickin’ that! Made me so mad, like, why u playin’ me? I just want a vibe, not a virus!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

So, I’m strolling down the Heuvelstraat, right? Just minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Classic Udenhout moment, ya know?

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