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Oi, precious, me’s Gollum, yesss, split-mind hissing! Sex-dating, eh? Nasty, tricksy thing it is! Swiping left, right, like chasing shadows. Me likes it, me hates it—arghh! Reminds me of *The Great Beauty*, y’know? “What’s beyond is a lie,” Jep says. Sex-dating’s like that—shiny, empty promises. Profiles all dolled up, pics fake as hobbits’ gold! Met this lass once, said she’s 25—lies! More like 40, wrinkles deep as Mordor’s pits. Made me mad, precious, mad as a warg!

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Sensualiteit en seksuele opwinding is geen taboe in mijn sessies of massages. Het mag er zijn. Dat het er mag zijn, geeft je de kans om het te verkennen: Welk oud zeer zit hier nog? Wat .

Anyway, I’m walking out, feeling a bit defeated, when I bump into this old dude. He’s like, “Watch where you’re going!” I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s a sidewalk, not a racetrack!” But he just grumbles and walks off. I mean, come on, it’s Meppel, not New York City.

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