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About Nijmegen

Little known tale—Victorians had “sex-dating” too. Classified ads, “lonely gent seeks saucy lass.” Same game, less Wi-Fi. Freaky, right? Makes ya think—humanity’s always been horny trash. “Sometimes it’s the little things,” *Spotlight* says. Little things like STDs from these hookups. Gross. I’d rather wrestle a bear than download Bumble.

Nieuwsbrief

After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the Oosterengweg. It’s peaceful there, you know? Just me and the ducks. I sit on a bench, munching on a stroopwafel, when I see this old lady struggling with her shopping bags. I rush over, like a superhero or something. “Need a hand, ma’am?” She’s all grateful and stuff, and I’m feeling like a champ. But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, and how he thinks he’s a dog. I’m like, “Lady, that’s wild!” But honestly, I’m just trying to eat my stroopwafel in peace.