Aurora Helpman Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

So, brothels – been around forever, right? Oldest job, they say, but don’t let that fool ya – it ain’t all glamorous tarts and velvet curtains. Nah, it’s grubby, it’s loud, and half the time you’re dodgin’ some geezer who’s had too many pints. Fun fact, though – back in Victorian times, they had “disorderly houses” they called ‘em, and coppers would raid ‘em just to nick a freebie. Cheeky sods! Makes me proper angry, that – the hypocrisy of it all.

What Happens at a Brothel?

Netherlands Gennep Brothel · Kamasutra · 69 Position · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

Then I head over to the park, the Helpman Park, you know? It’s got this cute little pond. I sit on a bench, watching ducks do their thing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball. He kicks it, and guess where it lands? Right in the pond! The ducks freak out, and I’m cracking up.

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