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Oi mate, blimey, here we go—me, Boris, your dodgy Russian Sign Language translator, waffling on about erotic-massage! Now, I reckon it’s a bloody brilliant thing, innit? Hands sliding about, all oily-like, muscles going "cor blimey, cheers!"—pure *delectatio*, as the Romans’d say. Been pondering this since I last watched *Far From Heaven*—you know, my fave flick, Todd Haynes, 2002, proper tearjerker. That scene where Cathy’s all pent-up, aching for a touch, but stuck in her prim little life—makes me think, crikey, she’d have loved a cheeky erotic-massage!

Which erotic massage do you choose?

In our erotic massage parlor in Heerlen, our erotic masseuses are ready for you. Which beautiful erotic masseuse will pamper you with a delightful Intensive Body to Body massage with oil or .

So, I wrap up my audit stuff (kinda) and head over. The market is buzzing! I’m talking food trucks, local crafts, and live music. I grab a bratwurst, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m standing there, scarfing it down, and I see this old lady dancing. Like, full-on boogieing! I can’t help but laugh. Heerlen’s got some serious character, man.

The Notorious IBE festival, Heerlen, Holland, 2019