Ashley Halsteren Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

I reckon whores are like the unsung heroes of smut. Take the piss all ya want, but they’ve been around forever. Even Shakespeare had ‘em in his plays - dolled up as “harlots”. Proper classy slags! Makes me happy in a weird way - they’re survivors, ain’t they? Stickin’ it to the man, one shag at a time. But then I think, Christ, what a life. Stuck in some dingy alley, dodgin’ coppers. Grim as fuck.

Characteristics

I get to the couple’s house, and they’re waiting outside. Their eyes go wide when they see the stove. I’m like, “Yeah, that’s right! I’m the stove master!” They love it! I’m on cloud nine. All the stress, the anger, the chaos—it was worth it.

Ecstasy and agony: how drug waste is destroying Dutch nature