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Yo, how you doin’? So, brothel, man—what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like a damn gladiator in the ring, y’know? Sweaty, wild, ready to rumble! Been to one once—don’t judge me, alright? Was in this shady joint, red lights flickerin’, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like that line from *Uncle Boonmee*, “Ghosts are not attached to places, but to people.” Felt that, bro—place was haunted by desperate dudes and tired girls.

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The cheapest way to get from Enschede to Pascha (brothel) costs only $44, and the quickest way takes just 1½ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

First off, I’m running late. Classic me. I spill my coffee all over my favorite shirt. Ugh! It’s like, “Great start, dude.” I rush out, dodging cyclists on the Van Heekplein. Those guys are like ninjas on wheels. One almost took me out! I’m like, “Chill, bro! I’m just trying to live!”

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