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Oh, and decor—tacky as hell, lol! Red walls, cheap perfume, mirrors everywhre—typo, whoops! I’d sass, “Slay, but upgrade, boo!” Makes me giggle, picturin’ it—dramatic much? In my head, I’m dancin’, “Partition” blarin’. Brothels got history, grit, realness—love that! So, yeah, they’re messy, fierce, complicated—kinda like me! Slay!

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So, I paddle over, and I’m tryin’ to coax this cat down. It’s not workin’. I’m like, “Whiskers, c’mon! You’re not a squirrel!” Finally, after what felt like an eternity, the cat decides to jump. And guess what? It lands right on my head! I’m like, “Great, now I’m a cat hat!” Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just sittin’ there, tryin’ to keep my cool.

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