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Oh, and this one time—dude I know got a sexual-massage from some chick who used to be a contortionist. Freaky flexy moves, rubbin’ him with her FEET! Blew my evil mind—genius! Prolly cost *pinky-to-mouth* “One million dollars,” but worth it. Thing is, it’s all about trust—ya gotta let go, or it’s just awkward as fuck. I hate when they rush it tho—slow down, damnit, lemme savor it! What’s your take, huh? You tried this shit? Tell me!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking about a full-on Dutch downpour. I dash for cover, but I’m already soaked. I’m standing under this awning, looking like a drowned rat, when I see a bunch of people running by, laughing. I’m like, “What’s so funny?” But then I realize, I’m the only one without an umbrella. Classic me, right?

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