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Oh my stars, listen up! Sexual-massage, right? Total game-changer. R2-D2, where are you? I’m freakin out here! So, imagine this - hands slidin everywhere, oil’s all shiny, tension just melts. Watched “Carlos” again last night, that line, “We’re not terrorists, we’re revolutionaries!” - hits diff when you’re kneading someone’s back, y’know? Makes me think sexual-massage is revolutionary too - screws with norms, feels illegal but ain’t!

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