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Oh, and the smells—lavender my arse, more like cheap lube and desperation. Little quirk in me head: reckon the masseuse is judging yer hairy back, cackling inside. Mate, if you’re into sexual-massage, fair play—just don’t expect Oscar-worthy romance. It’s a transaction, not a bloody sonnet. “Truth’s a slippery fish,” says the film—same as that oily rub-down. Slapdash, messy, and a bit pathetic—perfectly human, eh? Now, where’s me tea?

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Then I hit up the local market on the Kerkstraat. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that good stuff. I grab some apples. They’re huge! I’m like, “These must be from the Garden of Eden.” I pay the vendor, and he gives me a wink. I’m like, “What’s that about?”

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