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Fun fact, though—didja know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Yeah, some ancient Tantric weirdos in India were all about it—called it “sacred touch” or some crap. They’d rub ya down to “align your energies”—whatever that means! I’m picturin’ these old dudes in robes, oiled up, tryna find nirvana between the shoulder blades. Hilarious! Me? I’m just tryna not fart during the session—talk about killin’ the vibe.

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For just euros, you can enjoy an hour of pleasure with an escort in Amsterdam. This package includes normal sex, oral sex with a condom, a soothing massage.

First off, I’m an artisan, right? So I’m all about that creative vibe. I roll outta bed, grab my coffee from the local café on Westerstraat. Best coffee in town, no cap. But guess what? They ran outta my fave blend! Like, are you kidding me? I was ready to throw a fit.

Guards attacked at Zaanstad prison; Three hurt