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Hey pal, so I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ numbers all day, borin’ as hell, but then—bam!—sexual-massage pops into my brain like a freakin’ tax loophole! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as shit, “I can see Russia from my house!” and lemme tell ya, this ain’t no gentle rubdown. Sexual-massage? It’s wild, it’s messy—like Son of Saul messy, ya know? “The ashes fall like snow,” but here it’s more like sweat drippin’ off some oiled-up dude’s back. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m cackling—imagine me, calculator in hand, tryna deduct *that* as a business expense!

Customer Reviews

Although a sensual massage may include touching of the genitals and breasts, it is not to be confused with sexual massage. A sexual massage is about the expectation of receiving genital .

First off, I hit the streets of Woudhuis, right? I’m cruisin’ down the Hoofdstraat, and I swear, the smell of fresh stroopwafels from that little bakery on the corner is like a siren call. I’m tryin’ to focus on my job, but my stomach’s like, “Feed me, human!” So, I grab one. Best decision ever.