Abigail Woudenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

Oh, and once—true story—I met this bird, ex-whore, fixin’ radios now. Said she’d hum tunes to clients, keep ‘em calm. Quirky as hell, made me laugh ‘til I choked. “Ain’t life a riot?” I says. She just winked—pure Loki energy. So yeah, whores? They’re everywhere, mate—past, present, wired into the world like my circuits. Respect ‘em, fear ‘em, whatever—just don’t bore me with ‘em! Chaos out!

Interview with Rev. Bernard Woudenberg (1)

Emily Woudenberg x Vanity Overkill. Hair: Dana Elyse Photography: Jenn Goren Wordrobe: Emily Woudenberg Model: Alycia Gallagher.

Then, boom! Outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I sprint over to the corner of de Korteweg, and there’s this car accident. Two cars, total mess. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” I rush in, doin’ my thing, makin’ sure everyone’s cool. But man, the driver of the blue car? He’s livid! Yellin’ and pointin’. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re in Woudenberg, not a boxing ring!”

A $9-an-hour port-a-potty job helped her escape homelessness. Now she watches others struggle.