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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own business, when I see this art installation by the Uithoornse Haven. It’s this giant sculpture of a fish. I’m like, “What the heck is that?” But then I get it. It’s about the river, the life, the whole vibe of Uithoorn. I snap a pic for the ‘gram, of course. Gotta keep my followers updated, right?

Lost seal swims to Amsterdam as it heads back to the sea