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So, I’m divin’ into this sex-datin’ malarkey—apps glowin’ like cursed treasure. Profiles winkin’ at me, promisin’ booty, but half’s fake as Davy Jones’ heart! Little fact fer ya: back in ‘06, some lass got catfished by a bloke usin’ his dog’s pic—true story, arrgh! Made me laugh ‘til me rum spilled! But it’s a thrill, aye—scrollin’, chattin’, hopin’ fer a saucy night. Gets me blood pumpin’, happy as a pirate with gold.

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Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Yo, we need that shipment to the Van Dijkstraat ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Staphorst, not a race track!” But whatever, I’m on it. I zoom over to the Van Dijkstraat, and guess what? The delivery truck is stuck. STUCK! Like, it’s not moving an inch. I’m standing there, hands on my hips, thinking, “This is just great.”

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