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About Almere

Sometimes I wonder—whores see more truth than us lot. They’re in the muck, no filter, no posh nonsense. “The real world is out there,” as Lester Bangs puts it—damn right it is, and they’re livin’ it. Makes me happy, weirdly—raw honesty in a fake-ass world. Tho, gotta admit, the clap jokes get old—heard one too many “itchy trigger” lines at the pub. Still, I’d rather their sass than some stiff MI6 briefing.

"grand piano" exclusive sneek peek

My Wife Gave Me a Hall Pass 2 - Scene 1 - Sneaky Link.

After the rain, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the Sneekermeer. Man, that place is gorgeous. The boats are cruisin’, people are chillin’. I grab a snack from a little stand. Best frikandel I’ve ever had! I’m munchin’ away, feelin’ a bit better, when I see this kid tryin’ to fish. He’s got this tiny rod, and he’s all serious about it. I can’t help but chuckle. Kid’s got more patience than I do today.

Sneek peek: 'American Sniper'