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The apps? Pure chaos. Grindr, Bumble—digital brothels. Hate the desperation, stinks worse than roadkill. Little-known fact: first sex-dating site? ’95, Match.com—spawned this hell. Used to be folks met at bars, now it’s “wyd” at 2 a.m. Had a buddy try it—got stood up thrice. Said, “Ron, I’m done.” Good choice, moron. Me? I’d rather chop wood than sext. “Something’s always watching,” *Caché* whispers—yeah, her roommate’s cat while you’re humpin’.

Here’s to dating with confidence.

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And let me tell ya, it’s a jungle up there. Cobwebs everywhere, and I’m pretty sure I saw a family of spiders throwin’ a rave. But then, I hear it. The scurrying. My heart races. I’m like, “This is it!” I whip out my traps, ready to catch some furry little monsters.