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Oh! Funny story—heard ‘bout this brothel in Amsterdam. Dude walks in, thinks he’s hot stuff. Girl’s like, “Pay upfront, Romeo.” He’s all, “Nah, I’m good for it.” She kicks him out—barefoot! Rarrgh! Laughed my fur off! Gotta respect the hustle, though. These gals? Tough as durasteel. Ain’t no one messin’ with ‘em.

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

So, I roll into Selwerd, right? First thing I notice is the streets. Like, what’s up with the names? You got the Van der Waalsstraat, and I’m like, who even was that guy? Sounds fancy, but I’m just here for some coffee. I hit up this little café on the corner of the H. de Vriesstraat. Best cappuccino ever! I mean, I’m a sucker for caffeine, but this was next level.

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