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Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, right? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery topic! I’m an Archivist, yeah, diggin’ thru old crap, and this—THIS—is some ancient art, mate! Been around since them randy Romans, slippin’ oils on each other like it’s a bleedin’ Tarantino flick! Picture it—“Inglourious Basterds” style—me, like Hans Landa, sizin’ up the room, “You’re in the massage game, ain’t ya?” Sneaky, sensual vibes—gets me all tingly, yeah?

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But then, bam! I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain. I’m standing there, trying to clean it up with napkins, and this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, walks by. She just laughs and says, “You look like you’ve been in a fight with a coffee pot!” I can’t help but chuckle. She’s right.

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