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Love how it’s sold tho—stress relief, “healing touch.” Bullshit! It’s a tease with a paycheck. Watched *The Gleaners and I* last night—Varda’s got these folks picking scraps, surviving, right? “I glean what others leave behind,” she says. Erotic-massage is like that—scraps of intimacy, leftover lust, packaged as “self-care.” Genius scam! Makes me laugh, honestly—people pay hundreds to get half-turned-on, then limp home. Hilarious.

Specialist Massages

SPA PROGRAMS · Traditional Thai Massage · Laanna Signature · Deep Tissue Massage · Pregnancy Massage · Back and Neck Massage · Hot Stone Massage · Herbal Stamp Massage.

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